A professor at Florida Southern College was giving a lecture of the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a [...]
I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D.
That root is heathen, say this prayer.1850 A.D.
That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.1940 A.D.
That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.1985 A.D.
That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.2000 A.D.
That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
A blonde walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
“I’ll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress.” she says.
“Come again?” says the clerk, cupping his ear.
“No” she replies. “This time it’s mayonnaise.”